EXTREME MONDAY MANDATES
Back to Bullet Point BonanzaDue to unforeseen circumstances, all Mondays are now subject to extreme treatment. That means you.
MONDAY MANDATES: 1. Do not leave your desk. 2. Do not think. 3. Do not dream of escape.
Side effects of extreme treatment may include:
- Insatiable thirst for more coffee.
- Increased likelihood of spontaneous combustion.
- Uncontrollable urges to scream "WHY, MONDAY! WHY?!"